ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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