It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
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