Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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