How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
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