Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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