At least make sure they are 18
Why
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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