just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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