if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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