Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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