How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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