I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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