Why are handjobs necessary in class?
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
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