yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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