K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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