stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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