told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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