You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I love you.
Bad choice
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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