So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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