Me too!
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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