The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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