i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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