I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
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