I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
Randomize
