I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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