What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
Fuck appropriateness.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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