she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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