if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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