id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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