At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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