So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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