why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
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