everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
where are my pants?
in the oven.
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