your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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