I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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