I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Randomize
