He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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