I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
last night I used snow as a chaser
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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