Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
please don't ironically join a cult
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