Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Randomize
