just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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