How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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