I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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