I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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