You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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