their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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