Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
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