Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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