The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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