I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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