I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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