I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
I think a kid would responsible me up
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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