Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Randomize
